You can't tell from my gallery, but I'm actually a big Metal Gear Solid fan. Today, I had the following convo (it's realllyyy mildly BL so if you can't handle that, turn back now!). It's important in understanding the convo that "N" *IS* actually a real, qualified, practicing/licensed doctor.
N: today is a srs business day already!

Laine:
haahaaaaahahahahaah
PURELY SCI FI STANDPOINT HE IS NAKED
TO DETECT PULSE U KNO
ITS ALL SCIENTIFIC
N:
HEY, I'M A DOCTOR, IT MAKES SENSE TO ME
but you gotta have it really tight, then
gotta get all up in there to feel THAT pulse
it's in the crease of the thighs
Laine:
WHAT
CANT YOU DO THE ARMPIT PULSE
OR FINGER PULSE
N:
no
not good enough
also, armpit pulse would be hard to get on a muscular dude like raiden
it's easy on a baby
I guess they could TRY to go for the wrist
but if you're REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE CENTRAL PULSE like if someone
is losing blood or something
you check the groin and the neck
so his suit SCIENTIFICALLY has to be that tight you see
*nods solemnly*
Laine:
yes
ahhaha
ALL SCIENTIFIC
they cant put a pulse detector on his neck coz uh
he needs to keep his neck mobile
yes
N:
see, now you are beginning to understand science
Laine:
when you do thermometers, i guess anal ones are better too? hahhahha
N:
central temperature!
...oh dear
....
well, the skull suit IS high-tech >_>
Laine:
aahah i want to post this conversation on DA XD
N:
go ahead XD
look mang i am a very well-trained doctor you know
i KNOW THINGS
Laine:
yeah you had the bestest of educationsz
your opinion is purely objective and in the best interest of the mission
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